student- more intelligent humans than common instructors
desk- very uncomfortable thinking place
egotistic- full of ones self
Law Of Grabbity- i see it i grab it (followed by most teachers)
stove- the munchy supply maker
Mc Donalds coffee - battery acid
sugar - energy
pill bug - druggie
banana - perfect weapon
children- vile little creatures
advice- something you already know but you are too lazy to admit it
company- people who often visit your house but you just want to kick them out the front door
pickles- cucumbers soaked in evil
duct tape- used to fix many problems... and to shut people up
LMAO- laughing too hard to say anything else
stress- when you wake up screaming and then you realize you haven't even fallen asleep yet
Tests- Things to show people how stupid you are
Studying- Easy way to fall asleep
babysitting: Test of endurance (Can be, but I like babysitting personally =])
studyhall: nap time
educational television: torture parents give when you do something wrong
tooth pick: excellent poking device
Altoid: cool person (I called someone an altoid before XD)
gravity: my enemy
peace: an excuse to not fight
chat speak: fool's literature
microwave: master of food making
wood: funny, but not